me: mama? could you read me to sleep?
mama: you’ll never be glamour
me: read fa filth yes gawd
|Me:||This chicken is a bit under cooked.|
|White gay:||Ooooh Shaaaade.|
when ur friend starts liking something u rly like
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I have a love for her that runs deep.
If I get 200 notes I will get a tattoo of Patrick’s doodle of Squidward.
i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that